2.10.2007

Overheard........

Because most everyone is now concerned about their health, the Catholic Church has developed a low-carb, low-fat communion wafer. It is called "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus"

Jesus was speaking to a crowd and admonished them saying "He who is without sin can cast the first stone." When a rock flew past his ear, he turned his head and said, "Mother, really....."

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