2.26.2007

And the Oscar for Most Unrelenting Insipidity Goes To....

The E! Network. Ta-da!

Is it just me, or are the Academy Awards becoming more and more a spectacularly soporofic exercise in boring? Good God--where the hell is Cher? If you couldn't find self-tanner on the shelves this week--you know now where it all went. And Ellen DeGeneres completely disappointed. Miss Nicey-Nice held the Britney Spears jokes and just yapped on about diversity and global warming. Whatever. But don't you know the wingnuts were wailing and gnashing their teeth at the sight of Al Gore on stage more than the host and Melissa Ethridge thanking her wife? And who knew that Dirty Harry speaks I-talian?

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