(Did you notice I'm not wearing a manpantsuit?)
JOHN MCCAIN
I'm fecund! (cue to family members, including the not mentioned but frequent camera subject "how-the-hell-did-I-get-here" boy-fiancee) and my GUY kicks ass on a snowmobile!
JOHN MCCAIN WAS A POW!
Barak Obama just a pansy-assed community organizer elitist who might want to protect the Constitution!
Alaska has all the oil we need--come and take it!
Why isn't all America White like us?
JOHN MCCAIN!
I'm FECUND (cue to family again--mental high-five for audience aahhing when daughter who will partly raise the baby licks her palm and smooths the baby's head).
JOHN MCCAIN IS A MAN!
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